Friday, March 14, 2008

Perfect Present

After spending fifteen minutes an entire week searching for the perfect present for my husband's birthday this weekend, I think I finally hit paydirt.

This shirt says "B4 you even Ask..."
~Yes, these are all my children and they're awesome!

~Yes, we have television; we just don't need it!

~No, this is not some sort of daycare; it's 24/7!

~Why should we fix it if it's not broke?

~Yes, we know where they come from...God.

~We had planned on two, my spouse just can't count.

~Yes, we've heard of birth control; no birth and no control.

~You should enjoy our large family; our kids will be paying your social security.

~We didn't plan the first few, why start now?

~Are we done!?! We're just getting started!