NEWSFLASH!!

After re-listing my Lousy T-Shirt on eBay tonight, I received a notice saying that the listing was canceled and I've been banned from eBay for life. Huh? Was I showing too much skin? They said that I was "was acting inconsistently with the letter or spirit of our policies." What?! I was just trying to list my item again after it expired. Maybe it was the first time ever that no one bid on an eBay item. I think they need to fix that system glitch. I have issued a request for reinstatement. I know you're all eager to start the bidding war, so I'll keep you updated when I get a response.